The Ghost Pepper Debacle

During October of 2019, at around 7pm, MouseCop went to a Mucho Burrito with his brother where they both ordered a ghost pepper burrito. After the purchase, the two went home where they each parted ways and went to their respective rooms, each with a ghost pepper burrito in their hands for consumption. What MouseCop's brother did that night is unknown, but the events of the Ghost Pepper Debacle features MouseCop. Upon sitting at his desk, MouseCop then ate the entire burrito, filled with ghost pepper spices.

After the consumption of the burrito, MouseCop then suddenly felt an urge to masturbate. He wiped his hands with a napkin, where he then layed on his bed to begin masturbation. After a few moments, MouseCop started to feel a strange burning pain on his gentals. After a few seconds, he figured out what the cause of the pain was. He figured out that despite wiping his hands after eating the burrito, there was still ghost pepper spice all over his hands, so while he was masturbating, he unknowingly lathered his cock and balls with ghost pepper spices. After a minute, the pain got worse. In a desperate attempt for help, MouseCop reached out to the other members of the Rat Squad. So he quickly lept up from his bed and got to his computer where he made the infamous post to the Rat Squad.

After posting, no one responded as they were all offline. To get the attention of his fellow rats, he called the Rune Squad group chat, hoping anyone would help the poor MouseCop. Only one person answered the call, and that was MaxRat. When MaxRat questioned why MouseCop would initiate the call. MouseCop only told MaxRat to read the infamous post. Upon reading the post, MaxRat then metaphorically died of laughter, literally falling to the floor as he laughed at the actions of MouseCop.

To this day, the Ghost Pepper Debacle remains as one of MouseCop's most infamous moments as the sheer absurdity of the situation humors members of the Rat Squad to this day.